Visa process funny sms

To
My Managers,
I'm not feeling safe in India.
Please send me onsite to any foreign country.

😝😝😝
Awesome reply from manager....

I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan , Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, turkey, all over Africa ....

Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same.

Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport 😢😢😢😢