Double meaning Sexy sms

Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick , When it's hard! People get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!

Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !

 Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY
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A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..

He sat down and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR...

Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!

He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it...,

He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered..,

He decided to press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a
hospital

A Nurse smiled & said to
him  "Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.

Your balls are in the jar
over there.."

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