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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the⛳ ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  ��

The frog�� said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant�� you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog��, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish�� for, your husband will get times ten!"����

The woman said, "That's okay."��

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful ��woman in the world.

The frog ��warned ☝her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome�� man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes ��only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest���� woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."������

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."��

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his���� wife. ��

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Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.��

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. ��

Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! ��

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour..��
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