Fun is not limited edition here

�� Ten Gurumantras for a cool life:

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.��

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.��

3. Save water. Drink on the rocks.��

4. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave it for  sick.��

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.��

6. Don't shout in the office. It disturbs those who are sleeping.��

7. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.��

8. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.��

9. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.��

10. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life��