Facts

Short Facts:
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Wife : "why r u home so early?"

Hubby :
"My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.         

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q- You know why women love shoes? 
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. ��
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Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 
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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))
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Wives are
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument��
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
replied: Women don't have a wife!��
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it