Sardarji jokes of the day!!

Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Gates.

Bill: "I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me."

He takes him to a forest.. .
Bill: "Dig the ground."

Sardarji did it.

Bill: "More Mor­­e…More…"

Sardarji went upto 100 Feet..

Bill: "So now, try to search something."

Sardarji : "I got a Wire."

Bill: "You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones..."

Sardarji became frustrated.He invited Bill to India.Next year Bill was in India..

Sardarji : "I want 2 show u our advancement."

The same, he takes Bill 2 a forest.

Sardarji : "Dig it."

Bill does.

Sardarji : "More.Mor­­e.More.

Bill goes upto almost 400 feet.

Sardarji :"Try 2 find sumthing.

Bill tries...

Sardarji :"Did you get anything?"

Bill: "No, there is nothing here."

Sardarji : "You know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to be WIRELESS !!"

Bill Gates Shocked... :|
Sardar Rocked !!!

Bolo tararara!!!
  WELCOME TO THE

�� 21ST CENTURY!!! ��

*Our Phones ��~  

               Wireless

*Cooking ~

              �� Fireless

 *Cars ~

            Keyless

 Food ~

            Fatless

 Tyres ~

           ⚪ Tubeless

*��Dress ~ 

           Sleeveless

���� Youth ~

          Jobless

*Leaders ~

           Shameless

 Relationships ~

        �� Meaningless

*Attitude ~

         �� Careless

 Feelings ~

          Heartless

 Education ~

        ✖ Valueless

 
Everything is becoming   

      LESS

but still our hopes are

     ��  Endless.

 In fact I am ~ 

        �� Speechless

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